The fallout from Hell in a Cell beings...
The show starts out with a recap from Hell in a Cell so those people whom didn't get to see the PPV or read the results online know what went down with the two Cell matches from Hell in a Cell.
By the way Raw took place in Orlando, Florida on 10/28/13. Now on with the show.
They show a graphic that says "Shawn Maichaels' explanation" tonight on Raw. Also later in the show we will see "The Randy Orton Celebration" Plus we find out CM Punk will face off against Ryback. The fans get to vote on the WWE app. The choices are Street fight, Falls count anywhere, and tables match. I accidently voted for the falls count anywhere when I meant to vote for the Street fight.
Justin Roberts introduces the NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION JOHN CENA! John comes out with the belt in hand and says "I gained a little weight" "I gained a few pounds" as he smacks the WHC belt. The King says we can finally say "The Champ is here" John Cena runs to the ring and gets more cheers than boos. JBL admits he was wrong about John Cena coming back to soon. John Cena starts out with some humor and gets serious with his promo about coming back and winning the WHC.
John Cena says since he's the World Heavyweight Champ he's back as the friday night delight on Smackdown now.
John says he's back and ready to go. John mentions Randy Orton. John says he's done talking tonight cause later on there will be a lot of talking with the Randy Orton Celebration. John says Alberto Del Rio gave him a hell of a match at HIAC and he knows ADR has a rematch coming to him. John says ADR you want some come get some! I wonder when we will see a t-shirt that says John "Super Man" Cena or Super Cena cause they keep calling him Super Man?!? I like John Cena acting serious. John music hits as he's about to leave the Money in the Bank winner Damien Sandow come out with the chocolate brief case in hand. My 1st thought was YES Damien is gonna cash in on John tonight. Damien gets on the mic and says the uncrowned champ is here! John looks at Damien and laughs. Damien cuts a great promo on John.
Damien acts like he's going to cash-in on John but says not tonight. Damn Damien isn't gonna cash-in man that bites. As Damien walks past John he bumps into Johns shoulder. John grabs Damien's arm. Damien kicks John in the gut. John falls to the ground. Damien put a wicked crazy nasty beating on John's surgically repaired triceps. This doesn't look good for John Cena and the CeNation. I think we are gonna see a cash-in now from Damien Sandow. Oh my god I think John might have to take some more time off after that chair shot on the steel steps to the surgically repaired triceps of John's. That beating look brutal. Damien says "My time is now" Damien goes in the ring and waves for a ref to come down. Justin Roberts announces that Damien is officially cash-in on John Cena. JBL says that both Edge and RVD cashed in on John and Won the title from John. That sounds like a foreshadowing to me. Why in the world would John come back to win the World Heavyweight Championship just to lose it the next night? Commercial break??? Really wow that weird timing. Back from break John hasn't got up to his feet yet. John gets to his feet and they ring the bell. John Cena vs Damien Sandow for the World Heavyweight Championship. What a roller coaster way to kick off Raw. Damien Sandow made a name for himself in this match. I look at Damien in a whole new light now after this . If you haven't seen this match yet you gotta check it out. John did a excellent job in this match. This match had a lot of back and forth offense from John and Damien. This match had my heart racing. I was on the edge of my seat for this match. In my opinion this match has to be in the top ten matches of the year. We saw another commercial break. John just won't give up. Sandow keeps putting a beating on John but John just keeps taking the beating. The crowd chants "This is awesome" because it is awesome. Damien goes for a piledriver but John reverses it into the AA. John goes right into the cover for the 1, 2, 3! John "Super Man" Cena retains the World Heavyweight Championship! Damien Sandow is the 1st wrestler to cash-in without notice to the champ to lose his cash-in. Damien gave John Cena and this viewer a hell of a fun match to watch. The crowd goes crazy for John Cena retaining the gold.
Dean Ambrose cuts a promo letting us know that he will be defeneding the United States Championship against Big E Langston in a rematch from Hell in a Cell.
WOW we get a World Heavyweight Championship match to kick off RAW and right after WE get a US title match! This Raw is sweet.
It is time for the United States Championship match. The Champ Dean Ambrose vs Big E Langston.
Dean is in the ring with the rest of The Shield as Bug E makes his way down to the ring. The match goes back and forth but Big E had the upper hand more than Dean did. It was a very short match as The Shield get Dean DQed for pulling down the top rope making Big E fall out of the ring. Roman and Seth put the boots to Big E as he is annonced the winner via DQ. Dean Ambrose is still the US Champ. All 3 members of The Shield start beating down Big E and The Uso's run down to give aid to Big E. The Uso's and Big E clear The Shield from the ring. Brad Maddox comes out and says now we have a 6 man tag match The Uso's + Big E vs The Shield. Not shocked by this myself but this should be a fun match. I'm glad we get to see all 6 of these guys fight on Raw.
The Uso's + Big E Langston vs The Shield.
Really fun match with a lot of back and forth action. If your a Shield fan you gotta check this match out. The Uso's and Big E did a great job in this match battling The Shield. Holy Cow Roman Reigns got a double spear on the Uso's!
Roman Reigns picks up the win for The Shield over the Uso's and Big E.
Shawn Michael comes out to explain why he kicked Daniel Bryan with the Sweet Chin Music at Hell in a Cell. I've always loved HBK's music "I'm just a sexy boy" lol. Anyways HBK is talking now.
Shawn says he wants to give his explanation to Daniel Bryan's face to face so come on out Daniel Bryan. We get a YES chant from the crowd and the place goes crazy when D-Bry comes out.
D-Bry is in the ring with HBK as the crowd chant to HBK "You sold out". HBK says he did it cause Triple H is his best friend and you hurt my best friend. My best friend needed me last night. HBK says he's sorry and wants to D-Bry to forgive him. D-Bry shakes his head no to a hand shake. D-Bry looks wicked pissed off. HBK gets aggressive with D-Bry and his reply back to D-Bry cause D-Bry just keeps shaking his head no. HBK gets in D-Bry's face with more aggression in his voice. HBK orders D-Bry to shake his hand. Oh my goodness D-bry just put HBK in the YES LOCK!!!
WOW this has been a crazy episode of Raw so far. Triple H isn't going to be happy about this at all. The crowd went banana's for that Yes Lock. It took 3 refs to get D-Bry to release the Yes lock off of HBK.
We get another Orton Celebration reminder and they show a "Kane Returns" to Raw tonight and briefly talk about his surprise return at Hell in a Cell.
Back from break D-Bry is getting interviewed by Renee Young. Renee started to ask Daniel Bryan something then she took off for some reason. D-Bry looks around like why the hell did she just run off for. D-Bry looks very puzzled for a moment and out of nowhere The Wyatt Families musics plays with a little bit of video. The screen fades to black screen so we can't see what's going down. We hear fighting going on but we can't see a freaking thing WTF! Once the video feed comes on we see D-bry getting a vicious beating from Erick Rowan and Luke Harper from The Wyatt Family. Both Erick and Luke whip Daniel Bryan into a cement pillar. (atleast I think it's a cement pillar) That's gotta hurt. I know I never wanna get whipped into a pillar like that even if I was getting paid Hell to the NO! They keep beating D-bry down. Luke and Erick whip D-bry into two ladders that are leaning up against a wall and one of the ladders fell over when Daniel went down. Bray Wyatt is standing by a fence as D-Bry lays at his feet. Bray snachs up D-Bry off the ground setting him up for "Sister Abigail" Bray says "The Devil made me do it" Bray nails the move "Sister Abigail" on D-bry into the fence behind then.
Damn that looked sick. Who is the Devil that Bray is talking about? Now we have a mystery man or woman behind The Wyatt Family. Just as I think the beating to D-bry is over Bray slams a huge WWE traveling thing into Daniel Bryan's head. Oh my GOD that's gotta hurt! I hope D-Bry doesn't get a concussion from that.
Los Matadores make there silly and fun entrance with the flying bull El Torito.
It's a 2 on 3 handicap match with Los Matadores vs 3MB. This should be pretty funny. I personally think 3MB needs a manager plus if there gimmick is a rock band all 3 members of 3MB need to learn how to play instruments and perform on stage that would get them over! People love people who can rock out on a guitar or the drums! 3MB comes out and Heath Slater is carrying a gigantic fish net but I'll just call it a freaking gigantic ass net.
This outta be a riot! Back and forth action with 3MB in control early on. I totally dig El Torito! I think WWE needs to bring in more little people. Heath got a lot of boo's for showboating. Los Matadores start making a come back but Drew cuts it short. Heath starts creeping around the ring with the huge freaking net to try and catch El Torito. El Torito see Heath coming and drives under the ring to safety for the moment. I bet Heath gets El Tortio in it but El Torito jumps out and does some wild offense. Heath starts walking around and looks under the ring from a different side than El Torito went under to try and catch him. WHAT... El Torito just sprayed Heath Slater with a fire extinguisher. I didn't see that coming. El Torito just gored Heath Slaters butt, lol. Now Drew is yelling at El Torito. Los Matadores are setting up for a double team on Drew. By the way Jinder Mahal is laid out on the outside of the ring, why I have no clue. Los Matadores nail a sweet double team move on Drew to finish the match. Now onto the highly entertaining victory celebration that the Los Matadores do with the flying bull El Torito. Durning the celebration one member of Los Matadores goes outside of the ring and grabs up the huge freaking net. He tosses it inside the ring to his tag team partner. The Los Matadores guy on the outside of the ring rolls Heath Slater into the ring and the other drops the huge freaking net over Heath Slaters head.
This is to freaking funny. I love it! I always know and can count on WWE to do something hilarious. If you don't think this is funny and you find it lame you need to lighten up and relax. Yes EL Torito hit a high flying move on Heath while he was inside the huge freaking net.
Note to WWE: I already know how to download an app! The only people who don't know how to download an app are people how don't have a Apple product or a android device. If you have a Apple/Android device and you don't know how to download an app I feel sorry for you.
Hell yeah AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka are on there way to the ring. I hope they have a match and win it. I don't care which Divas they are fighting cause at the moment these two are my favorite Divas on the roster.
I wonder who they will be facing tonight on Raw? The Bella twins Brie and Nikki. I personally don't like The Bella's due to Total Divas. I don't care who there boyfriends are. Just because Nikki is dating John Cena doesn't make me like her in-ring creator. Same goes for Brie. I don't care who is dating who in the WWE if it's not tied to a story. Of course Brie is gonna be concerned about Daniel Bryan because he's her fiancee. Daniel got his head smashed in earlier so it makes her look VERY BAD that she didn't go with him! If I was Daniel I'd be like why the hell didn't you come to the hospital with me? She could've had another Diva take her place in the match. Back to the match. AJ and Brie start out the match. Brie looks distracted as she should because we all know from watching Total Divas that D-Bry and Brie are gonna get married. Now that I think about Nikki looks super bad because A: she never came out to celebrate with John once he won the World Heavyweight Championship and she never came out to check to John after his match with Damien Sandow. Food for thought WWE. AJ has control over Brie for a moment before Brie gets a jump kick outta nowhere. AJ tags in Tamina. Tamina is now putting a beating on Brie. I think Tamina looks bad ass in her vest. Tamina is just destroying Brie. Brie has had very little offense. Brie gets a lucky kick to the head of Tamina. Brie runs over to tag in Nikki. Nikki is lighting up Tamina with a flurry if offense. Tamina turns the tables on Nikki for a moment. Nikki and Tamina trade control of the match speeding things up to a fast action pace. One of these two women is going to make a costly mistake soon. Brie jumps off the second rope and Tamina catches Nikki. Brie comes in to try and save Nikki but Tamina swings Nikki's legs into Brie while still holding onto Nikki. Brie falls out of the ring. It's only a matter of time before Tamina and AJ beat The Bella twins tonight. Tamina does a sumoan drop on Nikki Bella. Tamina drags Nikki by the hair over to AJ. Tamina tags in AJ. AJ has a huge freaking smile on her face as she enters the ring. If you are a AJ Lee fan or Tamina fan or you really dislike The Bella twins you gotta see this match. AJ slap on the "Black Widow" to beaten and broken Nikki Bella. Nikki as no choice but to tap out. AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka are the winner!
Next up Kane vs The Miz
Are we gonna get some kind of explanation as to how in the WORLD KANE Escaped from The Wyatt Family?
Kane comes out 1st. The Miz comes out next. The Miz looks pissed off. How is it that 24 hours later The Miz got cleared to fight Kane but not The Wyatt Family? Kane's looking at Miz like lets do this already. Miz gets in a few punches before Kane drops him with an uppercut. Kane hit a big boot to The Miz just like Hulk Hogan or Kevin Nash would do.
Kane went for a pin but somehow Miz kicked out. Miz making a little come back on Kane. The Miz off the top rope but Kane moved and latched onto Miz's throat and hit a wicked nasty Chokeslam from Hell. Was this match even 90 seconds long? Kane with the 1, 2, 3. Really how does The Miz go from headlining WrestleMania 27 vs John Cena to jobbing out to Kane in 2013? What happened to The Miz? That folks is what I call a EPIC FALL IN THE WWE! Good luck bouncing back after the lose Miz.
Kane gets on the Mic! I hope he tells us how he broke free from the Wyatt Family. Why is Kane calling out Stephanie McMahon? This makes no sense to me right now. Is Stephanie behind The Wyatt Family? Steph tells Kane he can say what he's gotta from the ring. Kane says Steph as been on a power trip and what not. Well duh, lol. Kane says "but in this day in age it is what's best for business therefore the monster is yours unleash" Kane drops the mic and walks toward Steph. Stephanie looked puzzled as hell just as I am. Kane goes right up to Steph and takes off his mask along with the hair connected to it. This is wicked freaking strange! Kane is BLAD! I thought somehow his hair grow insanely fast, lol. just playing. Kane hands over his mask to Stephanie McMahon. Kane walks to the back as Steph raise the mask above her head while starting to slowly grin into a full blown smile.
That's crazy I wonder what the hell that means now that Kane has become Stephanie McMahon's tool in The Authority.
The Authority keeps getting bigger!
At the helm you have Triple H and Stephanie McMahon. The Viper Randy Orton "The face of the WWE' The WWE Champ. The muscle The Shield. Plus both GM's Vickie and Brad have bowed down to The Authority so I feel they are apart of the crew along with Vince McMahon. And now Kane has joined them! I wonder what his role will be? Who's next to join The Authority?
David Otunga reads over Big Show's lawsuit against the WWE and gives his opinion. I don't care for this story to be honest but I think I'll let where it ends up if its done right.
CM Punks music plays and the crowd goes nuts! Soon we will find out what kind of match CM Punk and Ryback will have tonight. CM Punk cuts another great promo. I don't think CM Punk could do a bad promo even if he tried.
Back from break we finally get the results. It's gonna be a Street Fight match. This should be good I hope but CM Punk is a ring general so I see this being just as good or even better than there Cell match last night. Ryback gets control at 1st but Punk takes control pretty fast. Ryback gets control when Punk jumped outside the ring at him. Ryback catches Punk in the air and tosses him around before he grabs a table. Ryback heads into the ring and CM Punk nails Ryback with a kendo stick over and over again until Ryback slams Punk into the mat hard way. Ryback walks around freaking out telling Punk to get up. Punk reverse the meat hook clothesline from Ryback into a neckbreaker I think. CM Punk sets up the TABLE. Ryback takes control back out of desperation. Punk is down in the corner as Ryback approaches him. Ryback starts beating on Punk. Ryback places CM Punk on the top rope. I think Ryback wants to superplex Punk through the TABLE. Ryback blasted Punk in the head with a nasty right hand to the noggin. Ryback climb up the ropes to meet up with CM Punk. CM Punk starts to fight back. Gets Ryback to fall off the ropes but Ryback is still stand up. CM Punk leaps toward Ryback but Ryback caught Punk in the air for a 2nd time in the match. Ryback tosses Punk on his shoulder but Punk wiggled his way off of Rybacks shoulder. CM Punk hits a devastating kick to the side of Rybacks huge head. Ryback rolls onto the table instead of the mat cause it's a nicer place to rest in the middle of a street fight. Yeah I know I'm just saying what I think, lol. CM Punk sees Ryback laying on the TABLE. CM Punk leaped up to the top rope and nails a Macho elbow drop on Ryback's chest. I love how CM Punk pays homage to Randy "The Macho Man" Savage. RIP Randy Poffo aka Randy Savage.
As soon as CM Punk puts Ryback through the TABLE he apply The Anaconda Vise on Ryback. Will Ryback tapout...
Ryback tapouts the mat viciously taps the mat. I don't remember ever hearing someone tap so loud. WOW. That match was sweet. If you like CM Punk and dislike Ryback you gotta see this one. The last 2 minutes was really awesome.
So far this episode of Raw has been very good. Only thing I would've liked some kind of explanation as to how Kane got away from The Wyatt Family cause I believe they made it seem like they The Wyatt Family kidnapped Kane at SummerSlam.
CM Punk is in the ring celebrating his victory over Ryback and outta nowhere The Wyatt Families music plays with Bray holding a lantern and says "where here" Bray blows out the lantern and the place goes dark. The Wyatt Family walk out as CM Punk is in the ring. Punk is in the ring with a kendo stick in front of him. Bray sits down in the rocking chair as Luke and Erick head into the ring. Punk picks up the kendo stick and hits Luke Harper with it in the gut. OUCH! Erick gets hit in the back with a kendo shot from CM Punk. Punk turns towards Luke but Erick grab Punk from behind. No the 2 on 1 beat is under way. Luke and Erick beat down CM Punk in the corner. Luke and Erick double team Punk. Bray gets up from his chair and heads to the ring. Luke and Erick hold CM Punk up for Bray. CM Punk head-butts Bray. Punk breaks free from Luke and Erick only to take a sick clothesline from Erick Rowan. Bray Wyatt picks up CM Punk and hits "Sister Abigail" on CM Punk. Bray Wyatt says "The Devil made me do it"
I wanna know who the Devil is that Bray is talking about! I have a few ideas as to who. I'll be posting a poll up soon.
Now we have a non-title match of the Rhodes Brothers.
Cody Rhodes and Goldust vs The Real Americans Jack Swagger and the impressive Antonio Cesaro.
A really great wrestled match by all four men involved. I'd like to see these two teams have a nice fued to last a few months or atleast a month. Wow Jack Swagger made Goldust tapout to the Patriot Lock. I liked that Goldust lost cause I like everyone else in the match more. I don't like the Real Americans gimmick but I do think but Jack and Antonio are very talented in the ring. Cody is my favorite out of these four wrestlers that wrestled in this match. I'm looking forward to a tag title match between these four in the future.
Alberto Del Rio comes out and I don't care what he has to say because when He had the World Heavyweight Championship I forgot the WWE even had a World Heavyweight Championship until John Cena challenged ADR for it. John Cena is gonna make the WHC relevant again. Whom ever beats John Cena for the World Heavyweight Championship will become a star over night if they aren't one already.
Fandango's music plays and we find out Summer Rae is gonna have debut match on Raw with out them building up it preoid on RAW! This should have be adveritved some time in the 1st hour! Debuts are special NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE!!! Summer Rae will be fighting Natalya tonight in her debut match. Natalya comes out to The Great Khali's music WTF! The Great Khali and Hornswoggle come to the ring with Natalya as the norm as been. Fandango is in Summer Rae's corner by the way but you already knew that right. I think Khali forgot this wasn't a tag match cause he stood on the apron for the 1st 30 seconds or so of the match. Summer Rae and Natty go back and forth. Fun little Divas matches showing that Summer can wrestler. I think Summer Rae can end up getting fans to dislike her with the way she acts in the ring. I'm glad this match is going as long as it is because I see that as a good sign for the Divas division. Natty picks up the win with a Sharpshooter.
It's pretty crazy the main event on Raw was Natayla vs Summer Rae in Summer Rae's DEBUT match on Raw with no build. Strange I say.
Its time for The Randy Orton Celebration.
The whole roster is on the stage minus a few top superstars. The Shield is security for the celebration. Triple H and Stephanie walk out to the ring. Triple H talks about Randy Orton and him in Evolution. Triple H goes on and on to make it short he calls Randy Orton the A+ player blah blah blah. The Viper Randy Orton makes his way down with The WWE Championship over his shoulder. Randy Orton enters the ring to join Triple H, Stephanie McMahon and the Shield. Triple H and Randy shake hands and hug. Then a group hug happens with Triple H, Steph and Randy. Steph gets on the mic and tell the roster to give Randy the respect he deserves. Randy gets on the mic saying he's better than everybody else and so on. Yes The Big Shows music hits and The Big Show is ending this talk fest, lol. No one from the roster on the stage tried to stop the Big Show but why would they want to when he can KO you with his basketball sized hands. The Shield try's to stop the Big Show from getting in the ring. The Big Show try's to fight them off but the Shield gets Big Show off his feet. The Rhodes Brothers and The Uso's run down to save Big Show and fight off the Shield. Things have gone crazy. Everyone on the stage is fighting. Now the Big Show gets up off the ground and slides into the ring as Randy Orton and Triple H dip outta the ring like forgets this we don't want none of the Big Show. Big Show stands tall in the ring while both Triple H and Randy stand outside the ring. Oh yeah Stephanie dipped out of the ring to but not sure when. The Viper has the WWE championship in his hand. The Big Show gets on the mic and starts rambling on about a restraining order and such. Triple H and Randy talk real quick. Big Show goes on about the lawsuit. Yada yada yada okay I get the story we know about the lawsuit. Big Show says he has nothing to lose as Randy Orton jump him with the WWE Championship nailing him in the gigantic head of his. Big Show is one big person. Come on get up Big Show! Triple hops up on the apron telling Orton to get Big Show again as Steph is yelling the same thing to Randy. The Viper is getting ready to whack Big Show with The WWE Title again as Big Show stands up. Randy goes in for the kill and Big Show blasts Randy with a KO punch. Randy went down fast like a lighting bolt.
Triple H is shocked at 1st. The Big Show is going crazy in the ring and the crowd is wicked roddy just like the hotrod rowdy Piper. Triple H takes off his jacket and acts likes he's gonna get in the ring but changes his mind and hops off the apron. The crowd ends up booing Triple H for doing that. The Crowd chants Let's go Big Show to end the show as Big Show's music plays.
Over all I think this was a fun episode of Raw with a bunch of stories told and build into Survivor Series kicked off with a bang. Bang Bang have a nice.
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