Friday, November 22, 2013

WWE RAW FULL Report 11/11/13

Welcome to Monday Night Raw in Manchester, England. Happy Veterans Day! I'm hat goes off to all the brave men and women who serve around the world past and present.

The show starts with a video tribute to the all the Vet's. John Cena is the narrator of the video. WWE always does a excellent job with these video's. I'm glad this year John Cena got the honor to narrate it. I'm gonna kick back and enjoy this episode of Raw!

We now get the formal start to RAW and we get a recap video of what went down last week between Big Show and The Authority. Really cool video with the effects they put on it. Whom ever edited this video deserves a high five. Sending a virtual high five to you. After the video we go inside to the arena in Manchester, England. 

Michael Cole informs us that The Authority is on Vacation. 
To be honest I think this should make Raw a lot of fun and a chance to see how Kane's role as the "Director of Operations" plays out with The Raw GM Brad Maddox. I am very curious because Triple H didn't make it clear what Kane's role is now. The WWE Champion The Viper Randy Orton makes his way to the ring. Once Randy Orton is in the ring he gets on the mic and talks about his match with the Big Show at Survivor Series. 
Randy Orton says that he's in charge of Raw since Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are on vacation. Brad Maddox chimes in and says "hang on just a second please sir"  Brad Maddox walks out to some cheers from the crowd. Brad Maddox talks about how he is the GM of Raw and he is in charge of Raw. 
As Brad Maddox is about to make a match Kane's music play's. This is gonna be good! I bet Kane choke slams one of these two guys. Kane walks out in a suit and tie. Kane enters the ring with Randy Orton and Brad Maddox. As Kane is about to talk the crowd chants "You sold out" at Kane. Kane talks about last week for a moment and moves on.
Kane says that he is in charge not Brad Maddox. Brad tells Kane to follow his lead. Brad Maddox announces that Randy Orton will be facing one half of the WWE Tag Team Champs. Kane says NO! NO! NO! It will be Randy Orton VS Goldust and I'm bring him out here right now. Meanwhile the crowds chanting "YES" repeatedly. Brad Maddox says "wait a minute you can't just bring him out I already made a match" Kane says "I can do anything I want" Brad covers his mic and says something and as Kane is about to say something Randy Orton say "HEY, hey, hey guys" "GUYS'' repeatedly until they stop to listen to him. Randy says "make up your minds I can't fight the both of them" Brad Maddox and Kane argue for a moment. Kane looks like he's about to flip out and "Choke Slam" Brad as Randy looks on. Vickie Guerrero cuts in loudly by saying "Excuse ME" The crowd roars with boo's. Kane, Brad Maddox and Randy Orton turn to pay attention to Vickie. 
Vickie says "Excuse Me" a few times. Vickie says that Randy Orton will face both Cody Rhodes & Goldust just as Randy suggested in a handicap match right now in a all champions match. 
Goldust and Cody Rhodes music plays. This should be a very interesting handicap match. I wonder how this match is gonna end with The WWE Champ VS The WWE Tag Team Champs? We go into a break as The Rhodes Brothers make there way to the ring.
We come back from break with Randy Orton in the ring with Goldust to start things off. I think it's awesome that Cody Rhodes and Goldust are the Tag Team Champs! 

We are told by Michael Cole that Big Show is not at RAW tonight! WHAT NO BIG SHOW AND The Authority is on Vacation! How are they going to move the biggest feud in the WWE forward without them?

 Randy Orton and Goldust go back and forth until Goldust tags in his little brother Cody. Cody and Randy go back and forth with offense until Cody tags Goldust back in. The Viper takes control of the match and is putting a beat down on Goldust. Randy Orton kicks Goldust off the 2nd turnbuckle as we go into a break.
We come back from the back as Randy Orton has Goldust in a headdlock on the mat. Goldust starts to fight back against The Viper. Goldust makes a come back with a flurry of offense on Randy Orton. Goldust gets up and makes the much needed tag into his brother Cody. Cody Rhodes comes in and lights up Randy Orton with a "missile drop kick" Cody does another move and rolls up The Viper for a pinning attempted but only gets a 2 count as Randy kicks out in time. Cody Rhodes gets up kicks Orton in the guts and drops to the mat hit Randy with a upper cut. Randy looks wicked dazed as Cody runs up to the top rope. Cody jumps off the top rope and lands a sweet moonsault on The WWE Champ Randy Orton. 
Cody goes right into the cover on Orton. 1, 2, and Randy kicks out just in time to keep this match alive. Cody gets up and waits for Randy to get to his feet. Randy and Cody fight for control as Cody gets the upper hand and tags in Goldust. Cody and Goldust double team Randy but The Viper attempts the RKO on Cody but Cody pushes Randy into Goldust. Goldust connects with a wild upper cut to Randy. Cody and Goldust double clothesline Randy Orton over the top rope to the floor. Randy Orton's outside the ring as the Ref counts. As the Ref reaches 7 Randy Orton gets to his feet. Randy looks at Cody and Goldust as the Ref counts and say 9 Randy starts to walk backwards. The Ref counts to 10 as Randy Orton keeps walking backwards and Cody Rhodes and Goldust beat The WWE Champ The Viper Randy Orton by count-out! As Cody and Goldust are announced the winners of the match and Randy Orton keeps walking backwards up the ramp The BIG SHOW'S music play's. What I thought the Big Show didn't make it the England for RAW? The Big Show starts walking down to the ring and Randy Orton starts to run back toward the ring. The Big Show gets closer to The Viper but Randy Orton makes the first move and throws a punch at the Big Show blocks it and hits Randy in the gut. Big Show goes crazy and lights up The WWE Champ Randy Orton with rights and lefts to the body. 
Big Show keeps beating up Randy Orton as the brawl around the outside of the ring. Big Show whips Randy Orton into the steel ring steps. OMG thats gotta hurt. Randy Orton gets up and Big Show connects with a gigantic clothesline on The Viper. The Big Show starts ripping apart the announcers table and sets up the steel steps up against the announcers table. Big Show nabs up Randy Orton. Big Show walks up the STEEL STEPS while holding onto Randy by his throat. OMFG Big Show just "Choke Slammed" The WWE Champ Randy Orton through the announcers table off the steel steps. 
It looked like Big Show sent Randy Orton up to the rafters on that "Choke Slam". WOW what a awesome way to start out Raw in Manchester, England on Veterans Day. Big Show looks down at Randy Orton from the steel steps as the whole crowd chants "YES" repeated. 
Big Show jumps off the steps and his music plays. That was crazy. I didn't see Randy Orton getting put through a table happening tonight. Big Show looks at The Viper before he walks off. They replay the massive "Choke Slam". A trainer is checking on Randy and we get another replay. JBL says Randy looks hurt he may have broke something. We go into break.

We come back from break and get a recap of what just happened. Yes it was awesome but did we need to rewatch again this fast after it happened. The show us Big Show getting into a cab. 

Yes it's time for the Los Matadores and El Torito.
I absolutely love The Los Matadores and El Torito. I Hope Los Matadores some day become the tag champs! Interesting Santino Marella is going to be tagging up with Los Matadores for the 1st time. This is awesome Santino Marella  has on bullhorns. Santino gets in the ring to meet his tag team partners for the night.
And there opponents tonight are from Manchester, England The Union Jacks! Wait a hot damn minute it's 3MB dressed up in the UK flag coming out to what sounds like punk rock! This is pretty freaking cool to be honest.
I wonder if 3MB is no more and from now on they will be called The Union Jacks? This sound be a wicked fun match. Heath started things off before tagging in Jinder. Jinder tagged in Heath and Heath tagged in Drew to get a quick triple team beat down on Diego. Drew tagged out to Jinder while Diego tagged in Santino. Santino is so much fun to watch wrestle. Santino had the upper hand on Jinder until Santino went for a flying head-bunt on Jinder. Jinder Mahal put his knees up and Santino landed on them. Jinder gets up and grabs Santino but Santino hit Jinder with a "belly to belly suplex" 
while both guys are down on the mat El Torito runs up on the apron and twerks toward Heath Slater. Heath Slater jump off the apron and chases El Torito around the ring. This is funny. El Torito climbs in the ring as Heath chases him. Heath goes in the ring after El Torito. Santino and Jinder Mahal are still laying on the mat. El Torito jumps out of the ring as Santino gets to his feet. Heath Slater sticks his head out threw the ropes and yells at El Torito. Santino starts to kick his leg back like a bull before it runs. 
Santino gored Heath Slater in butt like a bull. Down and out goes Heath. That was classic! OH NO Drew Mcintyre has El Torito!!! This doesn't look good for El Torito at all. 
Drew tosses El Torito and Los Matadores dive through the ropes at Drew.
This match is freaking awesome. El Torito climbs to the top rope. OMG EL TORITO just flew threw the air and did a flip crashing down onto Heath Slater. That was swwwwwwweeeeeet. 
Jinder Mahal is back up on his feet in the ring and goes after Santino. Santino connects with a right hand followed by a "Stunner". Santino looks to the crowd as he grabs out the 'COBRA" The crowd cheers in excitement as Santino puts the COBRA on. That's to flipping funny the COBRA has horns! 
Santino has Jinder Mahal lined up for the "COBRA" Santino blasted Jinder with the "COBRA Strike" 
Santino goes in for the cover. 1, 2, 3! 
Los Matadores, El Torito and Santino Marella beat The Union Jacks. Santino and El Torito run at Los Matadores in celebration of winning there match tonight. 
I personally love it when WWE has a fun match like this. Yes it's silly but it is wrestling and wrestling can't be serious 100% of the time so I like the silly stuff to lighten things up and get a kick out of them. As Los Matadores, El Torito and Santino Celebrate in the ring they cut away to Randy Orton in the trainers rooms getting looked over as he's got an ice bag on his shoulder. 
Brad Maddox walks in the room as the trainer was checking on Randy Orton. Brad says "I'm very sorry that match was not my idea" Randy says back to Brad "Sorry that's what you got for me right now" Randy and Brad bicker and Randy tells Brad to shut up as Vickie Guerrero walks in and says a few things before Randy Orton cuts her off. Randy tells Vickie to save her apologies for next week when The Authority is back. Randy yells at Brad and Vickie to get out. Kane walks in as Vickie and Brad are about to walk out. Kane tells Randy to listen but Randy says no I'm not going to listen to anybody right now. Kane says you better listen to me because I'm the Director of Operations! Kane says if you keep mouthing off to me like that Big Show won't be your only problem. The trainer says look can you all give me a moment to examine his shoulder and see what's wrong with him. Vickie, Brad and Kane all walk off. Before break we find out that A INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH WILL TAKE PLACE Curtis Axel VS Dolph Ziggler. That match should be freaking awesome.

Back from break Damien Sandow is in the ring. 
Kofi Kingston come out to have a match against Damien Sandow.
Damien Sandow starts the offense and beats the bejeezus out Kofi Kingston. 
Damien looks very ruthless in the match. Kofi tries to make a come back but Damien cuts Kofi down. Damien has been in full control of this match for over 90% of it. Kofi comes back with some high flying offense but Damien ends up getting the better of Kofi. Damien Sandow hit a wild "You're Welcome" on Kofi Kingston and goes in for the cover. 
1, 2, 3 Thanks for coming out Kofi better luck next time. Coming up next The Intercontinental Championship match. We are informed that next week Raw will be live from Nashville. A graphic is shown that states "Live from Nashville RAW Country Next Monday." 
That sounds interesting to me. I love when the WWE has theme's to the show. It add a little extra flavor to the show. 

Back from break we get a recap of Dolph Ziggler beating Curtis Axel in a non-title match. Dolph Ziggler comes out first.
The Crowds cheering for Dolph. Curtis Axel makes his way out with Paul Heyman at his side. 
Paul Heyman is still out due to CM Punk beating him viscously with a kendo stick at Hell in a Cell. This should be a pretty sweet match. I really think Dolph is gonna beat Curtis Axel and become the Intercontinental once again. Curtis gets Dolph in a headlock to take control of the match. Ziggler tries to fight back but Curtis stays in control. Dolph gets a drop kick on Axel and Ziggler takes over this match. Ziggler hits a suplex on Curtis. Dolph Ziggler hit's Curtis Axel with repeated "Elbow Drops" 
I love it when Dolph hits those elbow drops it's so much fun to watch. Ziggler goes for the cover 
but Curtis kicks out at 2 to keep this match going. Dolph Ziggler whips Curtis Axel into the corner but Curtis reveres it and send Dolph flying into the corner and Dolph goes into the corner so hard he flips over the top rope all the way down to the floor. That looked like that had to hurt! Curtis Axel rolls out the to go after Dolph. Curtis rams Dolph into the ring. After Curtis hits Dolph with repeated right hand he rolls Dolph back in the ring. Curtis  covers Dolph. Ziggler kicks out at 2. Curtis keeps hitting Dolph with offense strikes. Curtis keeps viscously beating on Dolph Ziggler. Outta NOWHERE Dolph plants Curtis Axel in a with a wicked "DDT" The Ref is doing a double count because both Dolph and Curtis are laid out in the middle of the ring. Curtis and Dolph both get to there feet as the Ref reaches 9. Curtis Axel runs at Dolph as Dolph is in the corner but Dolph side steps Curtis and Curtis Axel hits the ring post HARD WAY. The crowd chants "Let's Go Ziggler" as Ziggler and Axel run towards each other. Dolph ducks under Curtis Axels clothesline attempt. Dolph bounces off the ropes and comes flying at Curtis Axel with a "flying elbow" Curtis Axel gets up and stumble to the corner. Ziggler hits Curtis with a "Big Splash" in the corner. 
Dolph hits Curtis with repeated right hands while he's standing on the middle rope. Dolph connects with 10 wicked fast right hands. Dolph pulls Curtis out of the corner and hits a THUNDEROUS "Neck Breaker" on Curtis. Ziggler hits Axel with an sweet "Elbow Drop". Dolph goes for the cover again. 1, 2, and Curtis kicks out just in the nick of time. WOW what a match. Dolph goes for the "Fame Asser" but Curtis reverse it and sling shots Dolph into the top turnbuckle. Ziggler looks very dazed as he stumble out of the corner. Curtis Axel rolls up Dolph Ziggler. 1, 2, and somehow Dolph kicks out. Dolph Ziggler connects with a "Fame Asser" this time on Curtis Axel. I think Dolph gonna beat Curtis and become the NEW Intercontinental Champ right now! Dolph goes for the pin. 1, 2, what no way Curtis Axel kicks out and this match is still going on. Ziggler picks up Curtis and Curtis reverse Ziggler into a wicked "snap suplex" Curtis goes for a cover but Ziggler kicks out at 2. Axel climbs up the ropes but Ziggler runs up the ropes and does a "Face Plant" to Curtis. Ziggler goes for the cover. 1, 2, and Axel just beats the 3 count. Both Ziggler and Axel are slow to get up. Ziggler runs over to Axel and goes for the "Zig Zaggler" but Curtis fights it off. Ziggler runs back at Curtis and Curtis launches Ziggler into the air. Ziggler comes down crashing into the mat face first. Ziggler staggers back to his feet as Curtis Axel grabs him and hits the "Picture Perfect DDT" and gets the 1, 2, 3. Curtis Axel pulls out the victory and keeps The Intercontinental Championship. That match had a lot of action. Curtis Axel and Dolph Ziggler put on a great match. 

They cut to the back with Kane and Brad Maddox arguing. Brad Maddox match a Handicap Main Event of The Real Americans VS The World Heavyweight Champion John Cena. Kane says he's gonna make a tag team Handicap match. All 3 members of The Shield VS Daniel Bryan & CM Punk in the Main Event. Both of those Handicap matches sound awesome only thing I'd rather not see John Cena in a handicap match. I think John should have been giving someone to tag with. Why does Brad not like John Cena? I understand Kane's choice in the Handicap match he made but I don't understand Brad's beef with John. 
We find out that the Miz is going to be in a movie called "Christmas Bounty" on ABC Family soon.

We come back from a break with a Zack Ryder sighting as the sales man for www.wweshop.com They cut to the ring where Tamina Snuka is inside the ring and AJ Lee is on the apron talking to the Ref. AJ Lee hops off the apron. I would have much rather seen AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka walk to the ring than to see Zack Ryder pimp out WWE Merch. We missed this as seen in the picture below!
The Bella Twins get a full entreance but AJ Lee and Tamina didn't get one on TV that's super freaking whack
Nikki Bella will be going 1 on 1 against Tamina. Tamina gets the upper hand on Nikki at first. Nikki and Tamina trade offense with each other. Nikki gets the better of Tamina so Tamina goes outside to collect herself. Once Tamina goes back in the ring she gets the better of Nikki. Tamina keeps beating down Nikki. Nikki Bella ends up turning the tables on Tamina. Nikki hits a flurry of offense. Nikki applies a sloppy hurricanrana followed with two sloppy clotheslines. Tamina tried to cover up for Nikki botching that series of moves but one can only do so much to cover for someone else. This picture looks way better than what took place.
I feel bad for Tamina because Nikki is really doing a poor job in this match. Tamina takes control over the match again. AJ looks on as Tamina beats down Nikki. 
AJ Lee gets a cheat shot on Nikki as she was hanging over the ropes. Nikki gets up and turns around. Tamina meets Nikki with a Big Boot. Brie Bella goes after AJ and AJ Lee slams her into the side of the ring. Tamina goes up to the top rope to attempt the "Super Fly Splash". Tamina Snuka jumps off the top rope.
Tamina hits the "Super Fly Splash" on Nikki. Tamina goes right into the cover. 1, 2, 3. 
Tamina Snuka beats Nikki. I hate to say it but Tamina over jumped the "Super Fly Splash" on Nikki a little bit so Nikki was kinda of of place. If someone botches a move I'll say it even if I really like the wrestler or Diva. AJ Lee goes into the ring to celebrate with Tamina. Brie comes in the ring like a heel and jumps AJ Lee by drop kicking her. Brie and Tamina start to fight. Tamina went to bodyslam Brie but Brie slide out and hits Tamina with a drop kick. 
Brie goes over to her sister and stands over her and yells at AJ and Tamina to come on. Before going to break we see a graphic reminding us of the 2 on 1 handicap match between The Real Americans VS John Cena.

Back from break Michael Cole talks about a WWE Poll on www.wwe.com about who was The Undertakers greatest opponent and of course Shawn Michael won with 56% over Kane with 35% Triple H with 5% and Batista with 4%. They show us what it would like on WWE 2K14. Randy Orton is in the trainers room and The Shield walk in. The Shield and Randy have words. The Shield tells him they don't work for Vickie, Brad, or Kane and they also don't work for him. The Shield walks off. 

Fandango's music plays and Summer Rae comes out 1st as the crowd sings Fandango's music. Fandango comes out and we go to a quick break.
Fandango will be fighting Tyson Kidd in his single return match. 
Tyson Kidd comes out with his wife Natalya. Tyson Kidd and Fandango go back and forth fighting for control of the match. Tyson Kidd hits Fandango with a wild "heel kick" 
and down go Fandango to one knee as Tyson comes flying off the rope with a wicked "drop kick" to Fandango's head. Tyson Kidd keeps control of the match until Fandango throws Tyson over the top rope. Tyson Kidd makes a come back and hits some high flying moves on Fandango and they take the fight to the outside of the ring.
Tyson climbs up on the barricade and gets the crowd to chant his name. Tyson Kidd tosses Fandango back in the ring. Tyson hops on the top rope and dives over Fandango for a roll up pin but Fandango doesn't roll through. Fandango drop down on Tyson Kidd and goes for the pin. 1, 2, 3. Fandango beats Tyson Kidd in what I'd call a fluke.  
Fandango's happy about his upset win over Tyson Kidd. The crowds "Fandangoing" as JBL calls while Tyson is upset in the ring about his lose.
I definitely want to see Tyson Kidd fight Fandango again soon. We cut away to John Cena walking in the back with The World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder. Up next is the 2 on 1 Handicap match The Real Americans VS John Cena.

We come back from break John "Super Man" Cena's music plays and John comes walking out with The World Heavyweight Championship. Sounds like more boo's than cheers! John says "Here we are" "they loves me in the UK" John hops up and down gives the salute to the camera and runs down to the ring. John does his signature slide into the ring. John Cena holds up The World Heavyweight Championship belt with his right hand held high above him.
John Cena looks around at the crowd and point to them. John Cena runs around the ring to warm up. The Real Americans come out and Zeb Colter has a mic in hand. Zeb tells them to cut the music. Zeb says "Hello" in a british accent. The crowd boo's Zeb. Zeb talks trash to the crowd about The United Kingdom. The Crowd boo's him some more. Zeb mention Mr Bean and the crowd cheers the mention of Mr Bean. Zeb keeps talking trash. Zeb says "We The People" and some people in the crowd say it with Zeb. As the bell rings the crowd starts up a loud "Let's Go Cena" "Cena Sucks" chant going. Jack Swagger starts out the mat with John Cena. John Cena and Jack Swagger lock up and Jack goes after John's arm but John breaks free. Jack tags in Antonio Cesaro after John does a move to him. Antonio comes into the mat. 
I personally think John Cena and Antonio Cesaro could have a epic feud for the World Heavyweight Championship once John beats Alberto Del Rio. As soon as John Cena locks up with Antonio Cesaro guess who's music plays? Alberto Del Rio's music plays and out come ADR. I wish Del Rio didn't come out durning this match. I think this match would be better off with out Del Rio coming out durning it. John has Antonio in the corner as ADR makes his way down to the ring and John had a look on his face that I also had like why is he coming out. John whipped Antonio into the other corner. John ran after Antonio but Antonio hit John with a elbow. Antonio took over the match due to John being distracted by ADR. Antonio dumps John to the outside of the ring. As Antonio tries to go outside after John the Ref holds him back and Jack Swagger gets a cheap shot on John Cena. Jack Swagger hops back up on the apron before the Ref sees what he did. Del Rio is still walking to the ring as we go to break. 

We come back from break as Antonio Cesaro works over John Cena. Antonio tags out and Jack Swagger come in. I want to mute this match because Del Rio is on commentary now. WHY? Why do we have to listen to him? If I didn't like to watch John Cena and The Real Americans wrestle I'd skip this whole match. Anyways enough with the rant about ADR. Jack has John in a headlock on the mat. The crowd chants "You sold out" at Antonio Cesaro. John Cena fights back and hits a "side suplex" on Jack. Jack tags in Antonio. Antonio runs at John and misses a clothesline on John. John Cena hits a viscous "Neck Breaker" on Antonio.
John crawls over to Antonio for a cover. 1, 2, kick out by Antonio Cesaro. John Cena is gonna have to do more than hit Antonio with a "Neck Breaker" to beat him. Antonio is wicked tough. Antonio tags out and in comes a fresh Jack. Jack runs over to the corner and lands a "Swagger Bomb" on John Cena.


Jack run back to the corner for a second "Swagger Bomb" and connects with it! WOW I thought John would get his knees up on that one.
Jack Swagger goes up for a 3rd "Swagger Bomb" but John Cena rolls out of the way and Jack lands on his face. Jack ends up getting the tag to Antonio as John gets to his feet. Antonio runs at John an misses a clothesline on John. John ducks the clothesline runs into the ropes and nails Antonio with a "Shoulder Tackle" Jack Swagger runs in and misses a clothesline on John and John Cena hits Swagger with a "Shoulder Tackle" John runs into the ropes and gets hit by a THUNDEROUS "European Uppercut" by Antonio Cesaro. Antonio grabs John by his legs to set up the "Cesaro Swing" but John reverse it by grabbing Antonio foot. John goes for the "STFU" on Antonio but Antonio fights back and pushes John off. Antonio tags Jack in. Antonio gets up and runs at John and John gets him in a "Back Body Drop" John signals for the "5 Knuckle Shuffle" but Jack sneaks up and John. Jack Swagger grabs John foot and applies the "Patriot Lock" on John. John kicks Jack off of him. Antonio tags himself in. John runs at Jack and Jack hits John with a "elbow" Antonio climbs up to the top rope as John staggers away from the corner. Antonio leaps off the top rope. 
Antonio connects with a "Cross-Body" on John but Antonio's momentum causes him and John to roll over threw. John Cena stands up with Antonio Cesaro in his arms. 
John Cena tosses Antonio on his shoulder for the "AA" as John goes for the "AA" Jack runs in the ring and takes John out by the Knee. 
John Cena falls face first with Antonio on his shoulders. 
Ouch that looked like it had to hurt. Antonio goes for the but John kicks out at 2 to keep this match alive. Antonio looks pissed off. Antonio picks up John. Antonio cracks his neck before going for the "Neutralizer". Antonio goes for the "Neutralizer" but John reverse it. Antonio tags in Jack. Jack runs at John and John hits Jack with a "Back Body Drop" to set Swagger up for the "5 Knuckle Shuffle" John goes for the "Five Knuckle Shuffle" 
John hits the "5 Knuckle Shuffle" on Jack Swagger. 
John waits for Jack to get to his feet. As Jack gets to his John goes for the "AA" but Jack slides through and rolls John up. Jack rolls through into a "Patriot Lock" Jack Swagger has the "Patriot Lock" on John Cena. I don't know how John is gonna get out of the "Patriot Lock" It looks like John is gonna have to tap out! Jack has John in the middle of the ring. This doesn't look good for the leader of the Cenation. OMG John Cena just did a crazy roll and causing Jack to let go of the "Patriot Lock". Jack went into the ropes and John Cena gets Jack in the "Attitude Adjust" 

 John Cena slides over to  Jack Swagger and goes for the cover. 1, 2, and outta NOWHERE Antonio breaks up the count. This match ain't over yet folks. Antonio Cesaro rolls out of the ring. Jack tags in Antonio. Antonio runs after John and John Cena ends up hitting Antonio with a "POWERBOMB" 
That was wicked freaking AWESOME. John goes in for the cover off of the "Power Bomb" 1, 2, and somehow Antonio Cesaro kicks out. What a match these 3 guys are putting on! If you haven't seen it yet you gotta see it. John and Antonio trade punches until Antonio hits the "Amazing European Uppercut" on John Cena. WOW that looked like it had to seriously hurt. I know I never wanna get hit with one of those! 
Antonio goes for the cover and somehow John Cena kicks out. I don't know how John does it! This match is crazy. Antonio is stalking John as John gets up Cesaro hits John with a flying "european uppercut" in the corner. Antonio puts John on the top rope and John fights back sending Antonio to the mat. Antonio makes the tag to Jack. Jack runs at John on the top rope but John Cena pushes Jack Swagger down to the mat. John fly's threw the air like "Super Man" at Jack and hits a "Cross-Body" on Swagger. John gets right up and clotheslines Antonio Cesaro over the top rope. John Cena trips Swagger. John Cena puts Jack Swagger in the "STFU"
Jack Swagger has no choice but to tap out to the "STFU" 
Somehow John Cena over came the odds and won this 2 on 1 Handicap match VS The Real Americans. Before John Cena could get his hand raised in victory Antonio Cesaro attacks him. Antonio hits John with repeated "Head-bunts" Antonio stand John Cena up and yells something at him and as Antonio swings at John, John blocks him and hits him with repeated right hand and clothesline Antonio Cesaro over the top rope. Alberto Del Rio jumps John Cena with a Chair. ADR hits John in the gut 1st with the chair.  
Del Rio hits John Cena with the chair in the back. ADR punches John in the face repeatedly. Del Rio gets up and puts John's arm in the the chair. ADR starts stomps on the chair he placed John Cena's arm threw. OMFG that doesn't look good. 
Somebody stop Del Rio now! I hope ADR doesn't re-injure John's arm. OH NO Del Rio just put John Cena in the "Cross-Arm Breaker" This isn't good! Come on John fight back! 
The 3 Ref's in the ring are trying to get Alberto Del Rio to let go of John. Del Rio is like a mad man. The Ref's can't get Del Rio to let go of John Cena. YES Big E Langston is running down to the ring. Big E yanks up Alberto Del Rio off of John Cena. Thank Goodness Big E came down to save John.
Big E tosses ADR over the top rope. Big E Langston just took out the trash! Big E and Del Rio have a stare down as Del Rio retreats up the ramp. 
The Ref's check on John Cena. As the crown chant "Big E is Awesome" 

Before they cut to break we get a graphic for the 3 on 2 Handicap match of The Shield VS Daniel Bryan & CM Punk in the Main Event of Raw.


Back from break we find out that on Wednesday Night on Main Event that AJ Lee will put her Divas Championship on the line against Natalya. 
That should be a fun match. I hope AJ doesn't lose the Divas Championship to Natalya. We go to the back with Kane, Brad Maddox and Vickie Guerrero. Kane says something and Del Rio comes in and said something followed by Brad talking. Del Boring starts talking again. We all know John Cena is gonna beat Del Rio at Survivor Series. Vickie and Kane make a match for later on Alberto Del Boring VS Big E Langston. We go into the arena as Ryback music hits. Ryback makes his way to the ring. 
Ryback will be fighting R-Truth. R-Truth comes out and the crowd chants "WHAT'S UP?" 
As R-Truth raps Ryback looks at him like WTF is going on why is he singing. 
R-Truth spits a rhyme talking smack about Ryback. R-Truth VS Ryback is under way. Ryback and R-truth go back and forth. Ryback ends up with control of the match. Ryback yells "Stupid" at R-Truth. R-Truth makes a come until Ryback cuts him down. Ryback puts a beating on R-Truth. 

Ryback just did a wicked awesome "Gorilla Press Power Slam" on R-Truth. Ryback keeps up the offense flurry on R-Truth. Ryback went for a cover but R-Truth kicked out at 2. Ryback has R-Truth in a "bear-hug" Truth broke out to only to end up getting a "Spine Buster" from Ryback. 
Ryback signals for the "Meat Hook Clothesline". Ryback runs at R-Truth but R-Truth ducks out of the way. R-Truth rolls up Ryback for the pin. 1, 2, 3! OMG R-Truth just beat Ryback upset of the year possible at least its in the top ten! 
Ryback is wicked mad. R-Truth jumps out of the ring really fast and heads up the ramp. R-Truth stops at the top of the ramp and laughs at Ryback. 
We get a recap about the drama between Orton and Big Show. 

Big E Langston comes out for his match with Alberto Del Rio. 
Big E Langston's music is wicked awesome! We go to break. 

Back from break Big E's music is still playing which is pretty cool in my opinion. We get a recap as to why this match is taking place. I really wanna see Big E beat the crap out of Del Boring. Alberto Del Rio come out with the Mexican flag. I think it's pretty cool ADR comes out with the Mexican flag and waves it around. Honestly that's the only thing I like about him and don't find boring about him. So ADR isn't 100% boring! Del Rio music is cool as well 
Big E and Del Rio lock up for a moment and the match is under way. ADR gets a few punches and kicks off onto Big E until Big E over powers ADR. Big E and Del Rio go back and forth trading offensive shots on each other. Del Rio has control of the match and puts Big E in a "Head Lock". ADR puts Big E in a "sleeper hold" as the crowd does the wave. Big E stands up while Del Rio is on his back and does a "side slam" to break free from the "sleeper hold" Big E hits ADR with 2 vicious "clotheslines". 
Big E hits a THUNDEROUS "belly to belly suplex" on Del Rio. Big E hits Del Rio with a "Big E Slpash" while Del Rio was face down on the mat. Big E runs at Del Rio in the corner but ADR side steps him and Big E is dazed in the corner now. Del Rio hits a wicked nasty "Eniziguri" on Big E in the corner.
Del Rio goes for a cover but Big E kicks out at 2. ADR looks frustrated as he gets up. ADR goes for the "Cross-Arm breaker" on Big E but Big E shove it off. Big E charges at ADR and takes him off his feet with a "Shoulder Tackle" Big E takes his straps down signaling for the "Big Ending" Big E picks up ADR for the "Big Ending" but Del Rio slides through it and applies the "Cross-Arm Breaker" on Big E Langston. Damnit! Come On Big E you can break out of it. I know you can. Don't tap out Big E!!! Alberto Del Rio has the "Cross-Arm Breaker" on Big E in the middle of the ring. Big E Langston is forced to tap out cause he can't reach the rope. Alberto Del Rio wins by submission. Alberto Del Rio gets up and celebrates by getting up on the 2nd turnbuckle and waves the Mexican flag high above him.
We get a quick reminder of the 3 on 2 Handicap Main Event along with a huge shout out to the troops from the announcers team. We go into a break.

We come back from break and find out that Alberto Del Rio challenged John Cena to a "Arm Wrestling Contest" on SmackDown. 
What I was not expecting to see Paul Heyman tonight. This is a nice little surprise. Paul Heyman cuts another great promo. Heyman talks smack about CM Punk. Paul Heyman does have Curtis Axel with him. Paul Heyman talks trash about Ryback. 
Heyman talks garbage to the crowd. Paul Heyman is a awesome bad guy. Paul Heyman says he'll return with a vengeance an what not. As Heyman is about to say CM Punk, Punks music plays and out comes CM Punk. The crowd roars with cheers for CM Punk. Paul Heyman doesn't like that Punk is on his way to the ring. 
Curtis Axel asks Paul Heyman what he wants him to do. Heyman sends Curtis Axel after CM Punk. Curtis Axel tries to attack Punk but Punk gets the upper hand and hits the GTS on Curtis Axel outside the ring. 

Paul Heyman is left defenseless in the ring as Punk has taken out Axel. CM Punk grabs a kendo stick out from under the ring. Heyman yells at Punk to leave him alone. Punk slides in the ring and spins Paul Heyman around his wheel chair before he dumps him out of it. CM Punk beats the bejeezus out Paul Heyman with the kendo stick over and over again. The crowd loved it. 

Daniel Bryan comes out once Punk is done beat up Paul Heyman with a kendo stick. The crowd busts out in a super loud "YES" chant as D-Bry made his way to the ring. Michael Cole said this is the 1st time ever that CM Punk and Daniel Bryan are teaming up as a tag team. We go to break as a Ref is checking on Heyman outside of the ring. 

We come back from break and get a recap of the feud between Punk and D-Bry with The Wyatt Family. The Shield make there way down to the ring. This Main Event is gonna be sick. 
Its time for the 3 on 2 Handicap match pitting The Shield against Daniel Bryan & CM Punk. CM Punk and Dean Ambrose start this match off. Dean gets the upper hand but Punk hits Dean with a "Flying Heal kick" Punk tags D-Bry into the match and they do a double team suplex on Dean Ambrose from The Shield. 
Punk kicks Dean while he's on the ground before he leaves the ring. D-Bry goes for the cover but only gets a 1 count on Dean Ambrose. D-Bry and Dean trade shots and Dean comes up with the upper hand. Dean Ambrose tags in Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins and D-Bry trade shot but D-Bry gets the upper hand on Seth Rollins. D-Bry tags in CM Punk while he has Seth in a submission move and Punk kick Seth while D-Bry was holding onto him. Punk goes for the pin but Seth kicks out at 2. Seth Rollins and CM Punk take turns on offense strike until Seth tags in Roman Reigns. Roman and Punk go at it and Roman gets the upper hand on Punk. Punk ends up sliding through Roman's legs and pop up and tags in Daniel Bryan. Punk and D-Bry double team Roman with kicks to Roman's thighs as the crowd chants "YES" repeated.  D-Bry and Punk whip Roman into the rope but Roman comes back at them clotheslines both of them down HARD WAY. Roman tosses Punk out of the ring. 
Roman goes after D-Bry and bring him over to his corner as he tags in Seth Rollins. Seth whips D-bry into the corner and D-Bry reverses by running up the ropes an flipping over Seth's head. D-Bry lights up Seth with a flurry of offense. D-Bry goes for a cover and only gets a 2 count on Seth. D-Bry kicks Seth with his vicious kicks. As D-Bry goes for the final kick Dean Ambrose comes in and Daniel Bryan kicks Dean in the face. Seth nails D-Bry with a "Eniziguri" as we go into break.

We come back from break and Seth still has control of D-Bry. The Shield has the upper hand as Seth tags in Dean Ambrose. Dean tags in Roman Reigns in as they keep D-Bry away from tagging in CM Punk. D-Bry fights back only to be cut down again. Roman tags in Seth. Seth keeps beating down Daniel Bryan. Seth tags in Roman and they go for a double team move on D-Bry but stops it from happening. Both Seth and Roman end up charging at D-Bry and dumps them both outside the ring. Daniel Bryan crawls over to CM Punk as Roman rolls in the ring and tags Dean Ambrose at that very moment D-Bry finally tags in CM Punk. Punk leaps off the top rope and clotheslines Dean Ambrose. CM Punk lights up Dean with a flurry of offense and runs over an cheat shots Roman Reigns on the apron so Dean can't tag out. Punk hits the "Running Knee" in the corner on Dean. CM Punk goes up top for the "Macho Elbow Drop" on Dean and connects.

Punk goes right in for the cover. 1, 2, and Seth dives in and hits Punk to break up the count to save the match for his team. D-Bry attacks Seth Rollins and they brawl to the outside of the ring. Roman Reigns nails a "Flying Clothesline" on D-Bry. CM Punk dives at Roman through the rope and connects. Punk heads back in the ring. Dean and Punk fight for control and Punk comes up with the upper hand. Punk signal for the GTS. Punk puts Dean up in the GTS but puts him down because Roman is coming at him. CM Punk gets Roman Reigns in the GTS and lands the GTS on him. Dean rolls up Punk but Punk kicks out. 

CM Punk puts Dean in the "Anaconda Vise" and the arena goes dark and we hear The Wyatt Family music play for a second. As the lights come back on Erick Rowan & Luke Harper are in the ring with Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollin's a few feet in front of them while D-Bry & Punk are in the corner. Punk runs into Seth pushing him into Luke Harper. Luke pushes Seth away from him & D-Bry ducks out of the ring. CM Punk slowly slides out of the ring as Seth gets in Luke's face. The Shield and The Wyatt Family have a SHOWDOWN!!! OMG The Shield and The Wyatt Family are BRAWLING!!! I never thought I'd see this!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!! 
That was intense!!! Bray and Dean end up get there crews to stop fighting. Bray Wyatt yells "We have a common enemy" and points to Punk & D-Bry. CM Punk and Daniel Bryan are outside the ring watching this all unfold. The Shield and The Wyatt Family slide out of the ring to go after Punk & Bryan but they slide in the ring away from them. 
The Wyatt Fam & The Shield surround the ring. The Wyatt's & Shield all go in the ring together and attack Punk and D-Bry. They start beating them down but The Uso's & The Rhodes Brothers come to even things up. CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Cody Rhodes, Goldust and The Uso's clear the ring of The Shield & The Wyatt Family to end the show. 
This show was a lot of fun. I really enjoy it from start to finish. There was a few things I would have changed but I don't mind to get into that right now. I hope you enjoyed my report and review of Raw from Manchester, England. 

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